Study Reveals High Body Count Women Have a Super Power

One of the signs that tell us that we're getting older, is when we hear young people use slang words or phrases where we have to pull out a dictionary just to understand what they’re talking about. When news anchors and pundits first started using the term “Gaslighting,” Dr. Theo's first reaction was, is there an epidemic of arsonists that he is not aware of? Is lighting shit on fire some kind of new internet meme or internet trend? Is Gaslighting the new Planking fad?

Then when he finally looked up the definition, his second reaction was, “Oh you mean manipulating people aka lying. Why are people making up new words for shit that already exists?”

Then as time moved on and he was watching all of these relationship shows and podcasts, a new phrase was born, “Bodycount.” Again, his first reaction was, why are you asking men and women their bodycount? That is a question that would make sense if you’re asking a murderer.

And then when he finally decided to look up the definition, again as before, why are people making up words for shit that already exists?

But what he found most intriguing when watching these relationship shows and bodycount discussions, is the men's reaction to a woman’s high promiscuity. The topic introduction is always the same, they ask a guy the following question, “The girl is gorgeous, she’s 25 years old, single, no kids but her body count is 50, would you date her?” And the response is always the same, “No way!” i.e. slut, skank, hoe, etc…. which is completely far from what Theo's reaction would be.

His reaction to the proposed question wouldn’t be disgust, it would be intrigue. Not only would he be super excited to meet this woman, he would want to transform into Larry King and interview this woman.

50 men by 25 years of age!? How did that happen? What’s your backstory? Did you work in porn? Were you an escort? Were you an aspiring actress that wanted to make it in Hollywood and get starring roles the sneaky way by sucking off the right people? Were you a stripper? Were you part of a sex cult? Give me an exclusive; I want to hear your story!

But let’s say we’re talking about an average woman with a body count of 50, again, his reaction wouldn’t be disgust, he would be intrigued. Does this woman have super powers that he's not aware of?

Let’s do the basic math here, assuming she started having sex at the legal age of 18 and by 25 years old has a bodycount of 50, that means 7 men per year averaging at a new guy every 6 weeks.

So, on top of going to college and getting an education, holding down a job, figuring out how to pay bills on time, figuring out taxes, friends and family obligations, running errands, hobbies, doing chores, elevating skills and knowledge, she still somehow found the time to get to know and sleep with a new guy every 6 weeks? That’s talent!

90% of all the sex I have ever had was up until the age of 20, says Theo. Between the ages of 20 and 30, he had slept with only 3 women, two of which were 1 night stands and 1 which was a three month relationship, and during that decade, not only was he not resentful about not getting enough sex, getting some ass wasn’t even remotely on his radar. He was busy figuring out how to climb the career ladder, raising his credit score, qualifying for a mortgage, owning a car he wasn’t ashamed of, where he would park it 5 blocks away from his actual destination because he was too embarrassed to be seen driving it.

So if a woman's bodycount by age 25 is in the double digits, she either has an amazing life story to tell or she has some amazing super powers when it comes to time management skills; kudos!