N-Word Getting Too Many People In Trouble Says Rights Group

After seeing so many non-black people get in trouble and ruin or jeopardise their careers over their frivolous use of the N-word whether it’s Michael Richards, Gwyneth Paltrow, Tim Allen, Paris Hilton, Joe Rogan, Madonna, etc… it got Justice League representative Al Sueya thinking, did they actually do or say something wrong, or have we all become brainwashed by how we should react to the usage of the N-word?

After some very heavy thinking, Al started to think it’s the latter. Not only have African Americans given that word way too much power, he believes it’s one of the greatest tricks that “The Man” has ever pulled off on the black community.

Hypothetical scenario says Al:

I’m black, and am hanging out with my black friends on the block, doing whatever it is that black people usually do on the block, I’m not actually black so I don’t know. But if I had to guess I would assume, sell rocks, drink Olde English 40 OZs, shoot dice, rap, I don’t know for sure, I’m not actually black, I’m just guessing.

And a white guy pulls up, gets out of his car, and for absolutely no reason, calls me the N-word. To which I reply:

Me: What’s up honky, sunny-bono, cracker, every white guy slur that the black community has ever tried to come up with but for some reason none of them ever stick. What can I do for you?

Him: Nothing, I just wanted to call you a N-word to your face.

Me: Well congratulations, mission accomplished, now be on your merry way.  

And I think nothing else of the interaction, I immediately forget about it. Now, my homeboys on the other hand who would be standing next to me, are obviously going to go, “What the hell?! You gonna let that white boy openly disrespect you like that and call you a N-word?”

Oh oh, quagmire! Now, against my better judgement because of the “Expectations” of my community to, “Keep it real” I’m obligated to run up on him at the next stoplight, drag him out of the car and beat his ass or as it’s known in a court of law, commit assault. Big scene, people everywhere, cops show up, I got one question, who is going to jail?

If you answered the white boy, you are incorrect. It’s my black ass that’s going to jail.

The reality that I can go up to a black individual, call them the N-word, and be 99% sure of what they’re reaction is going to be, that’s text-book behavioural manipulation. Maybe it’s to time rethink the idea of “Keeping it real?”

Easily in my top 10 favourite songs of all time, is the Nigga Nigga song, says Al. The actual name of the song is “Gangsta Rap” but considering that 95% of the lyrics is the N-word, the Nigga Nigga song is a much more appropriate title.

How am I supposed to enjoy and recite the Nigga Nigga song if I can’t say the N-word, asks Al? Censor myself and try to be politically correct by self-editing:

• African American, African American, African American ….

  
  

• Person of colour, Person of colour, Person of colour ….

  
  

Not only does it not have the same ring to it, it just makes the song wack!

Whatever happened to freedom of speech? Whatever happened to “Sticks and stones can break my bones, but words will never hurt,” has that phrase been officially retired?

Growing up, the N-word, especially if there are black people around, was basically the only off-limits word. Nowadays you can’t say Fag if there’s alphabet people around, you can’t say cunt if there’s women around, you can’t call someone by the wrong pronoun, you can’t deadname people, can’t say tranny, can’t call a Gypsy a Gypsy, etc….

Looking back in retrospect, it seems the N-word was basically the freedom of speech gateway drug that got us to the point where you can’t say anything at all anymore.