Commerce Secretary Requests Exemption To Not Employ Muslims

Periodically we encounter news articles where a Hijab wearing woman is denied employment at some business, simply for the fact that she wears a Hijab, and Secretary of Commerce Teflow Dolla says that not all of the situations are cut and dry cases and it's time to address the issue head on. Let’s take a look at the following hypothetical example, “Victoria’s Secret Denies Employment to Woman for Wearing a Hijab.” Most people reading the article would say, “That’s terrible, this woman was discriminated against.” Teflow's reaction however would be, “No! She wasn’t discriminated against! Are we even reading the same article?”

Let’s first break down what Victoria's Secret actually sells and it’s not women’s lingerie. If Victoria's Secret was in the business of selling women’s lingerie, Walmart, Target, Macy's, J. C. Penneys and Costco would be their competitors, and are they? Obviously not; because Victoria's Secret is not in the business of selling lingerie, they are in the business of selling sex! They sell poontang!

When you think of Victoria's Secret, you are not thinking of shopping for some every day lingerie, you are thinking of women in sexy poses and sexy clothes. Oh and of course, the Angels! You are thinking about poontang!

As for the potential Muslim employee, as a religiously observant woman, who herself believes it is not acceptable to make money or profit off of improper or immoral behaviour, she wouldn’t be able to accept her pay-check even if she was offered that Victoria's Secret job in the first place. This is not a case of religious discrimination but instead a case of religious divine intervention. This is her god’s way of letting her know, that, that dummy has no business working for that business in the first place!

Every industry has a spectrum. Take alcohol for example, you have non-alcoholic beer, followed by regular beer, wines & spirits, Vodka and then on the extreme scale, almost 95.5% proof moonshine. It’s the same thing in the industry of selling sex. But because Victoria's Secret is Poontang Light, people don’t make that connection.

So let’s have some fun here and bump up the scale a little bit. Let’s say we encounter the following news story on TV, “Hey Bob, Chuck here reporting from the headquarters of the Playboy & Hustler Magazine publishing houses, and it seems they have refused employment to a woman, for wearing a Hijab.” Would anybody be surprised or would everybody be asking themselves the same question, “Why would a religiously observant woman want to work at a business where they would have to look at images of penises and vaginas all day?”

Let’s make it even more ridiculous. Imagine we encounter the following news story, “Hey Bob, Chuck here reporting from the scene of the Bunny Ranch brothel in Mound House, Nevada, and it seems the business owner has refused employment to a woman, simply for wearing a Hijab.” Would anybody be surprised or would everybody be asking themselves the same question, “Why would a religiously observant woman want to work as a prostitute? Does she not know what a pimp sells? Has she never heard the phrase Bottom Bitch before?”

Now look at the situation from the owner’s perspective, says Teflow. I’m a Victoria's Secret franchise owner, and I fully understand what I’m selling.

A client walks in looking to buy something special for his sexual rendezvous happening later that evening. And the Hijab wearing sales representative walks up to assist him. And her look and dress code is a visual representation and reminder of modesty, chastity and respect. And as he looks at her, he starts to have doubts about running around on his wife and screwing his secretary that evening. Eventually he changes his mind and decides to leave.

This self-righteous religious bitch just cost me a customer!  It is for this reason Secretary of Commerce Teflow Dolla is lobbying for exempt status for certain businesses to be allowed not to hire Muslims.