Famous Podcaster Wins Oscar At The Academy Awards

The Academy Awards, presented annually by the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences says they awarded the famous podcaster with an Oscar for most underrated comedian of all time for three specific reasons.

The first reason is like Nostradamus, back in 2005, he accurately predicted the 2016 presidential election results more than a decade ahead of time with his signature bit, “How to find out how stupid a population really is?”

Well, as was predicted in the bit, they went even dummer than George W. Bush, and we ended up with Donald J. Trump and the MAGA movement.  Whether it's bossing Mexico around, threatening Canada to join the union or else, giving Denmark ultimatums about taking over Greenland or threatening Panama to take over their canal, the MAGA crowd just ate up the initiatives.  

The second reason for being awarded in the underrated category is that his jokes are never quoted. Any time someone recites a famous bit from a famous comedian, people immediately say, “Oh that’s a Cosby bit or Oh, that’s a Chappelle bit,” but no one ever says, “Oh that’s a Rogan bit,” even though they should.

A classic bit that anyone can relate to regardless of one's ethnic background, sexual orientation or whatever identity politics one identifies with, is the day Joe found out there is no such thing as adults. 

Every human being at some point in their lifetime will experience that moment, that there truly is no such thing as “Real” adults. Sooner or later one will realize that everything you were taught was false and everyone is playing a game of pretend.

Schools are indoctrination centers and are not there to educate you. Colleges and universities are a scam and do not guarantee employment or prepare you for the labor market. Journalists in the news and print media are not there to inform you but are actually paid liars meant to fool you. Pharmaceutical companies and doctors are not there to heal or cure you, but in fact are legal drug dealers trying to make a customer i.e. “Patient” out of you. Politicians are scammers who serve big business interests rather than the people. Jobs are a twisted form of indentured servitude and do not provide financial stability or success. Movies and TV shows are not meant to entertain you but rather propagandise you. Every human being will eventually experience that moment Joe spoke of.

The third reason for the nomination is the pointing out of the elephant in the room, that the majority of the human population, to put it mildly, is dumb as a door knob and can easily be susceptible to scams. 

If realising that at least 51% of the human population is dumb as a door knob is too hard to believe, how many street interviews of people not being able to answer the most simple or basic questions does one need to see, before you are finally convinced? 

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