Anita Man Reveals Why She Became A Trans-woman!

Trans woman Anita Man formerly known as Gene Pool says it all started when she was sitting at a local London bar where she was a regular, and on the TV there was a news story about a trans-woman. What the exact story was about, she really doesn’t remember, but if she had to guess, it was probably the trans-woman complaining about some injustice he/she/it was facing; as they always do.

And as Anita was watching the news story unfold, two police officers walked in. The more important one, Officer Jones, was very old and looked like he should have already been retired from the force over 10 years ago, his partner, Officer Johnson, was a young guy in his 30s.

Being already a couple of beers deep with a buzz, Anita asked Officer Jones, since they were already previously acquainted being regulars at this specific bar, “Officer Jones I have a question, let’s say I’m one of these trans fellas, and you pull me over for drink driving (it’s drunk driving but they call it drink driving over there), would you book me with the gals or would you book me with the lads?”

Officer Jones quite confused takes off his policeman cap and replies, “You know something, I’m an old fook (he meant to say old fuck but over there it’s old fook), I don’t even know what the rules are anymore.” And then he turns over to Officer Johnson and says, “Johnson, this fella here asked a very valid question, if he’s one of these trans fellas and we pull him over for drink driving, do we book him with the lads or do we book him with the gals?”

Officer Johnson pretentiously rolls his eyes, knowing this topic is complete bullshit, answers as if the response was being forced out of him, “According to the law, if their identity documents state that they are a female, according to the law, we would have to book them with the gals.”

Upon hearing the response, Anita said, “Gentlemen, thank you for the information!” She downed her beer, put down £5 pounds on the counter and bounced over to the house to get online to www.book-me-a-new-ID.com

After Anita had completed her “Legal” transition from Gene to Anita, the next logical question was, “How can I take advantage of this? What benefits have I been missing out on as a dude, that now I can take advantage of as a woman?” And the answer was obvious, bathrooms!

The men’s public bathroom is a disgusting place. You walk in and there is a stench of piss and doo-doo everywhere. Urine stains and droplets everywhere. Strange noises coming out of the bathroom stalls which is either homosexual activity going on or a coke-head sniffing blow off of the toilet seat. A homeless man is giving himself a bath in the corner. The men’s public restroom is a disgusting place!

On the other hand, you walk into the women’s bathroom and the picture couldn’t be more opposite. It’s clean and pristine. Sometimes there’s even a couch. You walk in and take a seat inside of the stall. Women walk in with the sounds of high heels and female giggling. The smell of make-up and perfume is everywhere in the air. I’m getting horny just recollecting this experience, says Anita.

Long story short says Anita, "If you have a bucket list, and on that list, you don’t have the opportunity to drop a deuce in the women’s public bathroom, you have not lived life to the fullest!"

Now Anita doesn’t use the women’s public bathroom everywhere, of course! You have to exercise a certain degree of self awareness when it comes to your environment.

New York City or San Fransisco, no problem; the deep south in Alabama or Mississippi, some rednecks are going to want to have a conversation with you, so you have to be careful says Anita.

Northern Europe or Western Europe, no problem; Eastern or Southern Europe, those Sicilian mobsters are going to want to have a conversation with you, “Mie Amiche! Amiche! Why you follow my Mama into the bathroom?”

So, so far, that has been the only benefit, that I have taken advantage of, when it comes to being a woman, says Anita. She has not yet taken advantage of being arrested as a woman, but if it does happen, she can already imagine the news story on TV.

“Hey Bob, Chuck here reporting from the scene of the women’s penitentiary, it seems that 36 female inmates have all mysteriously gotten pregnant. If you thought 1 Virgin Mary was a miracle, today we have 36 miracles. Back to you in the studio Bob.”