Congressman Lobbies To Legalise Infidelity For Politicians
Congressman Cam Payne of Nevada lobbies for a law to have politicians be exempt from resignation over sex scandals.
Author: jessster
Category: Politics
Published on: 19/01/2025
Ever since the flight logs of Jeffery Epstein where made public and it was brought to light that former US president Bill Clinton flew with him a total of 26 flights, renewed interest in the former president began again and in a negative manner. This got Congressman Cam Payne of Nevada thinking, is he really that bad of a guy? I don’t think so, I think he’s misunderstood, says Cam.
It has been known for a very long time that the industry of politics is basically “Hollywood for ugly people.” With that thought in mind, put yourself in Bill Clinton’s shoes, says Cam.
Bill Clinton’s marriage has long been known to be an arrangement or a marriage of convenience, for a political career. Plus add to it, that Hillary ain’t that much of a looker either, are we to be surprised he looked outside of the oval office on what side poontang was available and decided to get a BJ from a cute 18 year old intern?
And Bill Clinton is not alone in feeling he is stuck working in an industry where all the female colleagues are horrendous. Let’s take a trip down memory lane and remember the political greats who were also “Victims” to the desire of wanting to get some good looking side poontang. Silvio Berlusconi, Jerry Springer, Eliot Spitzer, etc…. Politics is an ugly business! If you had to work in such an environment, would you have done any better, asks Cam? Would you have resisted the temptation?
To demonstrate how ugly politics is, let me pose to you the following hypothetical scenario, says Cam:
A giant meteor is about to hit planet Earth and everybody is going to die, no question about it. And only you, have the power to stop it. And for whatever reason, the only way to stop this meteor, is you need to have sex with Hillary Clinton or Angela Merkel. Would you do it and who would you pick?
Too extreme? Okay, either Madeleine Albright or Margaret Thatcher.
Too extreme? Okay, either Condoleezza Rice or Susan Rice?
If you were to ask Cam that hypothetical question, he is not even hesitating with his answer.
“Get me a brick of cocaine and show me where the whore house is, I’m going out in style.”
What would be the alternative? Be known as the person who saved humanity and everyone knows how I did it? By screwing a pig! I still have some self respect, at least whatever is left of it, says Cam.
There is hope though!
Whenever semi-attractive or mildly attractive women do enter politics, the trend is always the same. They are usually:
Blonds, sometimes brunettes.
Conservative.
They love God.
They love country.
They love Jesus.
They hate condoms.
And they hate abortions.
My kind of women, says Cam! I don’t like condoms either, and it’s your baby, if you want to keep it then keep it, just don’t expect child support payments.
Sarah Palin, Kristi Noem, Elizabeth Halseth, Giorgia Meloni, Tulsi Gabbard, etc …. all of them are aligned in their politics.
Moral of the story, Liberals or Democrats need to step up their game to the kind of women that they churn out, if they expect to see any success at the ballot box.
And it’s not only on the political level, you can even notice this phenomenon on the grassroots level. Every time you pass by a pro-abortion vs. an anti-abortion rally, the trend is always the same. The pro-abortion rally has some sloppy looking women that you wouldn’t dare to talk to even after 18 tequila shots, where-as the women at the anti-abortion rally, you at least think about it.
My advice to liberals or Democrats says Cam, get rid of the hoodies, get rid of the UGG boots, get rid of the sweatpants, get rid of the piercings, get rid of the dyke haircuts, get rid of the green hair and put on some make-up, high heels and a skirt - maybe then you’ll start to be taken seriously.
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