Mel Gibson Provides Men With Metric For Success

Men, being the ambitious creatures that they are, sooner or later, come to a point where they ask themselves an important question, “What is making it?” You set a goal for yourself that’s the benchmark for making it, and as soon as you meet that goal, you just raise the bar, and once that benchmark for making it is met, you raise the bar again, which becomes a never ending cycle with no end in sight.

Hollywood actor Mel Gibson, has finally provided the answer to the question, of what it truly means to make it in this life.

Of the many scandalous episodes that Mel Gibson has had, whether it’s his drunk driving incidents or negative racial comments, his over the phone beefs and arguments with his ex-wife has to be at the top of the list.

For those who don’t know, at some point Mel Gibson was married to what can only be described as an Eastern European gold digger.  And in one of the arguments they had, which she recorded hours of, there was a moment where they were arguing about not fooling around in bed, where Mel's ex-wife said, “But Mel, I went to sleep because you went to Jacuzzi.”  And Mel Gibson with all the rage that a human being could possibly have, replied with, “I deserve to be blown before the Jacuzzi!”

When one reaches a point in their life where you can walk up to a woman and your pick up line or introduction is:

And when 90% of the time the answer is, “Yes, I’ll give you a blow job.” That’s the moment that you will know that you have made it in this life.

So thank you Mel Gibson! Every man on this planet needs to write Mel Gibson a thank you letter for his momentous contribution.