Anthropologist Identifies Missing Link Between Humans & Apes
Anthropologist Dough Deep says there's a small chance that we actually did come from monkeys.
Author: jessster
Category: Technology
Published on: 20/01/2025
Charles Darwin's Theory of Evolution is accepted as dogma today, any disagreement or questioning of it immediately leads to ridicule. Openly question the Theory of Evolution and see how quickly one gets labeled as a tinfoil hat wearing kook. Harvard Anthropologist Dough Deep says he's not buying it.
First of all, Charles Darwin came up with it in the year of 1859, over a 150 years later it is still called The {“Theory”} of Evolution. Secondly, in the words of the great philosopher, Kat Williams:
“If people came from monkeys, why the fuck are there still monkeys? Is these the retarded monkeys? They didn’t turn into people just yet?”
Having said that, Dough is not ready to throw out the Theory of Evolution completely out of the window just yet. He's holding out hope. The hope is based on an episode of the Joe Rogan podcast with Tom Segura, where Tom is describing a phone conversation he had with fellow comedian Joey Diaz.
During the phone call Joey Diaz very casually mentions to Tom Segura that he sometimes takes a dump while taking a shower. And Tom, very understandably puzzled and justifiably, stopped Joey and asked him to explain the mechanics or logistics of how does one even take a dump while taking a shower? Joey Diaz’s response:
“Well, if the dump is a log, I just grab it and toss it into the toilet.”
Now I am not a zoologist or a biologist says Dough, however, I have seen enough National Geographic and Discovery Channel episodes to know that throwing faeces around is an exclusive monkey attribute, no other animal does that. So maybe, just maybe, there is a small chance that we actually did come from monkeys says Dough.
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