Geopolitical Strategist and professor at Oxford University, Atlas Shrugged Jr. says if you don't have a token black friend, he suggests you get one now as an insurance policy.

Author: jessster
Category: Politics
Published on: 20/01/2025
Watching the geo-political situation that is rapidly changing thanks to the War in Ukraine, with countries around the world choosing sides, some siding with Russia’s position, others with that of the United States, it got Geopolitical Strategist and professor at Oxford University, Atlas Shrugged Jr. thinking, what will our world look like in a couple of years? And after some long thinking, it got him to the conclusion that everyone should get themselves a couple of black friends, and not for diversity’s sake, but as a survival strategy.
Ever since World War II ended and the post colonial era began, the majority of countries around the world have gotten their shit together.
The USA became the world’s dominant power, Latin America shook off its communist regimes, the Soviet Union collapsed and what was left of it successfully embraced capitalism, the Middle East is balling in oil money, India kicked out the British and managed to build a vibrant economy, Europe thanks to the Marshall plan managed to rebuild itself and become a global power by being united under the banner of the European Union, China built up a country and an economy rivaling that of the United States; everyone has managed to get their shit together except for one place, Africa!
Not only has Africa not managed to get its shit together, it continues to be plundered and its leaders publicly disrespected. And these instances of public disrespect are starting to make me nervous, says Atlas. Let’s take a look at a few examples of such insulting behaviour.
The funeral of Queen Elizabeth II was quite odd to say the least. While leaders of “Important” countries each arrived via their motorcade, all of Africa’s leaders where crammed into a bus like children on a school field-trip.
When the Corona Virus epidemic happened, all of the vaccines were hogged by more wealthy nations with Africa either getting no vaccines at all or vaccines that were already expired.
When the African delegation flew to Ukraine and then to Russia in order to broker a peace deal between the two nations to end their conflict and hostilities, their treatment at the Polish stop, was less than diplomatic to put it lightly.
If you are a student of history, you would already know that nations rise and fall. When you are at the top, the only way is down, and when you are at the absolute bottom, the only direction is up.
Meaning, there will come a day in the future when Africa will finally get its shit together and be a force to be reckoned with on the global stage, and when that day comes, make sure you have a couple of black friends who can vouch for you, says Atlas. Have those karma points that you built up along the way finally pay off.
Blade's sidekick in the movie's sequel put it best, "When that day comes, it's better to be a pet than cattle."
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