Media Critic Demands Show Business Standards Be Raised Again

Media Critic Marshall McSleezebag says growing up watching the Grammys or the MTV Music Awards, was a big deal and always the topic of discussion the next day at work. Today, nobody is watching either award show and not because they’re not popular, but because the standard for a “Sex symbol” has dropped to an unbelievable all time low.

Let’s start with the homosexuals. I’m not sure what exactly the criteria is for being a homosexual “Sex Symbol,” but I would assume that one of them would be at least about having good looks & a lean physique. How did we go from Ricky Martin to Sam Smith?

How did we go from the erotic trio of Christina Aguilera, Madonna and Britney Spears performing low key lesbian porn on national television to an overweight duo of Down-syndrome face Cardi B and Beluga whale Megan Thee Stallion singing about having a wet-ass-pussy? Watching the WAP music video evokes goosebumps rather than an erection.

Bebe Rexha is another example of a fat mess being sold to us as a “Sex symbol.” Not buying it.

Add insult to injury, not only does she not try to work on her weight issue, she is delusional enough to believe that she is a “Sex symbol,” and tries to justify it as a medical condition. Here’s a medical prescription to try out, drop the Twinkies and get on a Treadmill, says Marshall.

Dua Lipa is another one. Don’t get me wrong, as a woman, she is gorgeous; I would do almost anything for an evening with Ms. Lipa. But, as a “Sex symbol,” you are not qualified; get off the stage! She has zero cleavage, a small bump on her back that she calls an ass and thick cankles. If I was a talent scout, she would not make the shortlist!

I’m starting to think that this endless lineup of mediocre “Sex symbols” paraded in-front of us for acceptance, is a conspiracy by talent agents having to do less work by not having to force their talent to work out and be in shape anymore.

But the most egregious crime of all, is the line up of African American “Sex symbols,” i.e. Nicki Minaj, Megan Thee Stallion, Cardi B, Rihanna, etc…

The best way to describe the female African American line-up of talent in show business without coming off as a bigot is to use an analogy. There was once an iconic reality TV show, known as the “Flavor of Love.” Now I don’t know if the VH1 network did this for sure, but I would assume that they sent a bus to every ghetto that the land has to offer in order to source the female contestants for the show.

And when one looks at the female African American line-up of talent in show business, you see a lot of Flavor of Love looking women!

What’s most surprising of all to Marshall, is that black men don’t ever bring this issue up. If I was a black guy, I’d be furious about this says Marshall. Of the almost limitless amount of beautiful black women that the land has to offer, this is the best that’s been found?

Watch any Hip Hop / Rap music video and you will see an endless amount of beautiful black women! Mystikal’s music video for the song “Danger” is an easy example.

50 Cent’s “In Da Club” music video is another easy example.

If I was a black man I would turn into Malcolm X says Marshall, but instead of demanding civil rights, I would demand better black female representation in show business!

Obviously someone playing devil’s advocate would say, “As a black man, shouldn’t you be concerned with more important issues facing the black community, such as BLM (Black Lives Matter) for example?”

To which Marshall would reply:

Long story short, thank god for Jessica Simpson. Thank god that we have her as a benchmark, a reference, for what a true “Sex symbol” is supposed to look like! And the criteria is fairly simple:

• Beautiful.

  
  

• Can sing, dance or both.

  
  

• And most importantly, dumb as dog shit!