Is Tim Dillon Faking Homosexuality For Show Business?

Internet phenomenon and celebrity Tim Dillon has taken the comedy and podcasting world by storm with his over the top persona and raw points of view on current affairs. But an important question remains, is he being authentic? Is that the real him in real life or is he just playing a character? Celebrity world insider Natasha Sucklephuck believe it’s the latter.

According to Tim Dillon himself, and the word down the grape vine, is that he has been diagnosed with and suffers from, a disease known as “The gay.” Natasha claims that’s a bunch of horse dung.

Natasha claims that she has never asked for nor did she ever try to actively acquire it, but she has an impeccable gaydar, she can spot a flaming homo from a mile away, and Tim Dillon flies under her gaydar like a B52 stealth bomber. He does not register at all!

Does that mean she has a faulty gaydar? Absolutely not! Here’s what she thinks really happened.

A long time ago, when Tim Dillon finally had had enough of selling subprime mortgages and made a decision to go into show business, just as he was about to exit his home, he stopped in front of his hallway mirror and took a good look at himself.

And as he was looking at himself, he came to a conclusion, a rightful conclusion. And that conclusion being, “Ain’t no Harvey Weinstein type executive is going to want to sleep with this for a movie roll or some show business work, I need a new gimmick.”

And as he was thinking, a light bulb went off in his head, “Oh, that’s right, right now being gay is the cool thing in show business, I’ll just tell everyone I am a homo.” And as they say, the rest is history.

Now many people will argue, that this is absolutely impossible i.e. Tim Dillon has been very open about discussing his homosexual lifestyle and relationships, etc…  Natasha says she's not buying it.

According to her, how many stories have we all heard of regarding heterosexual men doing gay pornography just because it pays more than heterosexual pornography?  It doesn't mean those actors are gay.

At the end of the day a job is a job, and if sucking a few penises in real life or pretending to is what it takes to get your foot in the door, you gotta do what you gotta do.