Immigration Lawyer Claims Government Is Focusing on the Wrong Immigrants

The immigration problem in the United States is completely out of control, and I’m not talking about the Mexicans or Latinos either, says Ally Entry from the law firm Natty Citizen. Ally is referring to these English accent having foreigners that come from the Anglo-sphere countries, get senior level media jobs where they get paid millions of dollars and their only job requirement is to shit all over America’s problems; as if the countries where they came from are so E-fing amazing.

You know who I’m referring to says Ally, your John Olivers, Jim Jefferies, that black guy that ruined the Daily Show, Trevor Noah, Piers Morgan, Simon Cowell, etc… How much longer are we going to tolerate these condescending jerks on our televisions shitting all over America and its problems, before we put them on a plane and send them back home?

And of all the Anglo-sphere countries, Canada is the worst offender. Dumping its garbage on America, shame on Canada! Justin Bieber, Aubrey Drake Graham aka Drake, Samantha Bee, Madonna, etc… Can you imagine how many annoying instances could’ve been avoided had Trump’s border wall been built at the correct border? The only saving grace that Canada has is Norman Macdonald, Norm is undoubtedly a legend.

Why everyone is concerned with the southern American border is beyond my understanding says Ally. The Latinos are amazing! Think about it, which individual brings greater value to the country?

The guy who will transform your backyard into the Garden of Eden for $30 bucks or John Oliver making millions of dollars shitting on America’s problems?

Which individual brings greater value to the country, the guy riding a bicycle down the freeway or the highway to deliver you a hot Panini sandwich or Justin Bieber?

I say let’s move that border wall a couple of miles northwards and keep those maple syrup sipping, hockey playing Canucks where they belong.